The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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