sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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