i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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