And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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