Nicole vs. Life
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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