She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
