so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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