Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
