i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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