After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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