is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
