return my video game
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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