North Korea, Best Korea!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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