I'm gonna have a badass scar
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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