I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
now i know why i became what i already was.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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