Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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