got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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