so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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