Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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