so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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