Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Randomize
