Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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