dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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