You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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