David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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