Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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