"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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