i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
