sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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