i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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