you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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