I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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