The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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