He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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