do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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