You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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