But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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