i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
