dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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