If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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