would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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