It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I don't think brook has ever known best
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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