what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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