Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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