Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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