are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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