I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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