im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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