Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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