I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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