Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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