I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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