I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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