It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
