whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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