Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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