OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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