I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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