Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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