His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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